Monday, February 2, 2009
A (mostly) Memorable Night
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Just ONE Normal Picture, Please.

some people are born photogenic. some people can be made photogenic. now, i know it's like some sort of social, on-going joke that everyone's driver's license and passport photos or any sort of public, official, identification photos generally suck. i think i've had like, one that i've been pleased with my entire life. and, as some of you know, i've had my fair-share of rather embarrassing photos. maybe, more than my fair-share. anyways, here's my latest, beautiful representation.
yeah. so, here's what happened: i go to my local fedex kinko to get these pics taken, and the dude who's gonna take my picture is like, all "oh where are you going? china?! wow! that's sooooOOOoo cool! what are you gonna do there? teach?! awesome! for how long? uh huh? READY 3 2 1!" click. so yeah, that explains the weird half-smile/sneer and the kinduv deer-caught-in-headlights look. laugh it up.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
One Last Hurrah (well, until the next one)
as some of you may have heard, i'll be leaving for Shanghai in February. if you haven't heard, you mean nothing to me. while i've never really been one to plan my own extravaganzas, one final night of mayhem is certainly called for. it's tentatively looking like Saturday night (31st) will be started off at Bristol Bar--i wanted somewhere relatively low-key but still fun. that and they serve cans of PBR there. suggestions are welcome, of course, if you're like, allergic to PBR. afterwards, BEER PONG! woohoo! last chance to skunk me. i'll make sure to wear my cute undies.
on a side note, i think the anxiety of such an imminent and drastic departure is growing. i know i'll be in for a serious culture shock regardless, but tack on the underlying apprehension i still feel about getting scammed/abducted/murdered... shrug. guess i'm just worried that something about this teaching job is gonna go terribly wrong, with all of the horror stories i've read. if everything goes according to plan, i'll be teaching oral english at a finance university and also part-timing at a startup marketing company, as opposed to giving oral entertainment at the local boy-toy massage parlor and part-timing at the local sweatshop. call me skeptical. at the very least, i will be able to stay at my parents' apartment (which, by the way, is totally PHAT. it's on one of the premier golf courses just outside of shanghai, so if any of you koreans wanna stop by and party, lemme know) and just find a job in person. hopefully the visa issues will work out too.
anyways, hope to see some of you this weekend! if not, happy life.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
10 Things I Will Likely Miss About America
For the record, this does NOT include friends, family, and loves. that said, in no particular order:
1) Meijer - the fact that space and real estate is at a premium in the sprawling cities of China leads me to believe that megastores like Meijer will be few and far in between. not to say that the local Walmart isn't going to suffice, but we all know how much i love being able to go to Meijer at 2am on a saturday night.
2) Nati Light - mmmMMMmm. cheap, watery, american beer. 24 cans for $10!!!
3) Beer Pong - speaking of nati light... gawd am i ever gonna miss playing beer pong. maybe i'll see if i can start some sort of local league or something.
4) Driving - while i certainly won't miss the traffic jams and the road rage and the asshole drivers, i will definitely miss the relative convenience of being able to hop in my car to go do something. and speeding.
5) Nature - i'm sure there are some cute lil man-made parks all over Shanghai, but let's be real--much like everything else there, i'm willing to bet the trees and lovely flowers are all fake.
6) Peace & Quiet - nothing like being able to sit outside and look at the stars on a clear night. soon, where once was the gentle sound of crickets chirping will be replaced by the disgusting sound of people hacking loogeys.
7) Free Speech - i can't really say that i've taken advantage of this particular Right, but i'm sure i'll be missing it soon enough.
8) Generally Clean Bathrooms - ugh. i remember what they were like from the last time i was there. and i'm willing to bet things haven't changed much. combine that with how many times i need to poop in a given day....
9) Some American Foods - i know there's plenty over there, but i'm talkin good, cheap, non-chain American grub. i wonder how difficult it will be to find a good bowl of French (american, really) Onion Soup.
10) Diversity - despite the fact that i've spent much of my life in a relatively homogenous part of America, i still like the fact that i'm able to meet all different kinds of people from all different backgrounds and be able to eat at all kinds of fun place etc. and black people. no black people in China. all yellow and white. which, together, looks like pee.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A Blog is Reborn
rejoice!
with my imminent departure to China looming, i figured it'd be fun for myself (and all of you) to chronicle all of my sure to be crazy adventures. yeehaw.
anyways, expect fun things! i think i will dearly miss american television. namely, Lost and BSG.
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